The real American Idol.

I mean, her lie about tripping over her dog and breaking her (already misshapen) nose even though the entire free world knows she cracked that honker during a glass-throwing rant was admittedly delicious, but audio tapes featuring famous people acting totally insane trumps anything.
Duh.
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ps: Even though her makeup artist lines P. Abs' lips into her filtrum and on particularly carb-faced days, into the base of her nostrils, I'm always loving the gloss color choices. I recommend mixing Mac's Viva Glam V and clear lipglass for a super-glossy, mirror-shine mouth.